plz talk dirty to me
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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