it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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