I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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