jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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