Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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