All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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