JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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