Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
