by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
seriously i just wanna be friends
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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