: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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