i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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