Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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