I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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