Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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