I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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