quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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