I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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