Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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