I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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