I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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