It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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