Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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