FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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