And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
