Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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