Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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