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(917): View more from New York City

And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.

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(630): View more from Illinois

the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.

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(561): View more from Florida

how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken

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(314): View more from Missouri

Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.

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(410): View more from Maryland

halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt

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(647): View more from Ontario

Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today

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(323): View more from California

I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.

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