oh god the rape fog is back!
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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