Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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