You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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