the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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