I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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