"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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