We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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