its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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