Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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