I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
love makes seman taste better
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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