butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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