okay pat passed out under dana's car
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize