if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I can tuck mytits in my pants
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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