We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Randomize
