She announced her abortion via fbk
I forgot how hot balto sounded
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
We don't watch enough power rangers
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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