glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Randomize
