As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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