We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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