...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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