Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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