Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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