Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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