Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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