Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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