It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I need moral support for this bender
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
