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I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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