even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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