i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
vagina is talking i cant
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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