she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
