dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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